[At least stomping over like a jilted lover wouldn't be the weirdest thing that Baren's ever dealt with - it might even be a more common occurrence then he'd be willing to admit. Still, he settles for just laughing at the questioning and giving a grin - despite his bad mood, he can enjoy a funny reaction like that. He sits up from where he's hanging out and kicks out the chair sitting opposite from him.]

Order something if you want, I can cover it.

[because he kinda just enjoys spending money???? ah yes. baren.]

But where do you want me to start? I've known a couple of stalkers in my time, maybe we can rehabilitate you if we start early.