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[loudmouths]

keigo higashino

photographer extraordinaire! studying at recolle university! let's be friends!

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[crudest]

no i meant getting laid

[JUST GONNA SAY IT]

[loudmouths]

i don't need any help with that, either

much less from someone who sends creepy texts to people

[crudest]

doubt

[loudmouths]

what difference does it make if you believe me or not? it's not like if you REALLY felt i needed help that you WOULD help me, right?

[crudest]

sure i would

[loudmouths]

and what's your idea of "helping"

[crudest]

trial and error finding you a date
hell i know some people who are looking now

[loudmouths]

that never works

[crudest]

not with that attitude

[loudmouths]

blind dates always end with awkward shit!! besides, how would i know that these people aren't nuts or something?!

[crudest]

if that's what you're worried about
then go to club sunshine
ask for nikkari
and tell him i sent you

[loudmouths]

...club sunshine...

[ baren are you working a prostitution ring or ]

[crudest]

[no he just helps fund it -

just kidding!]

someone i know owns it
but more importantly
nika's there and he can entertain you
promise
if you don't fall in love i'll be shocked

[loudmouths]

[ time for keigo to Fluster about his Gay. ]

that's

that's a very tall order!! i don't just fall in love so easily!!

[ c̯͎͚̟i̙̜͎t̜a̮͇͙͍͈̜t̠̮͔̜̠̠i̱͖o̞̳͇͕̣̪n̻̦̙̙ n̝e̼͚̠͔ͅed̖̻̼͕ed̘̗̣ͅ ]

[crudest]

i'll give you
five hundred dollars
if you go
and come back and tell me straightfaced
you don't find nika charming

[loudmouths]

[ five hundred?? that's all??? well, it would be good extra spending money, so... ]

show me the money

[crudest]

[it takes a little bit longer

but baren is absolutely going to an ATM and shooting a video of him withdrawing a thousand dollars

and then spreading them out to fan himself dramatically with those benjamins as he sticks his tongue out before the video ends]

[loudmouths]

[ you motherfucker. ]

fine! i'll take you up on that.

[crudest]

say hi to nika for me ♥
better be good to him

[loudmouths]

i'll be good to him so long as he's good to me.

[loudmouths]

[ ...wait. ]

[loudmouths]

that... came out wrong

[crudest]

well
you won't need to worry about that

[loudmouths]

stop