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[loudmouths]

not that it's any of YOUR business, but i've kissed before, yeah.

it was a strong reaction because it was creepy! you were talkin about kissing someone while they were asleep! so my mind just went terrible places!!

[crudest]

listen
i'm no romantic
but are you telling me you don't like being woken up with kisses
like of all the ways to do it
that shit's top notch

[loudmouths]

ok but i am a romantic and yes i think that'd be fuckin awesome but you're missing the point!!!!

the point being that some dude texting you, asking if you get woken up by them kissing you??? it's not unreasonable to have a sudden reaction!! like is this guy creeping into my room in the morning or something???

that's why i reacted that way!! it was weird!!

[crudest]

were you imagining me kissing you








dude

[loudmouths]

don't say it like THAT

[crudest]

why are you not denying it

[loudmouths]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE SENDING PEOPLE WEIRD TEXTS THEN

[crudest]

it wasn't meant for you

kinda sad really
if you caught me a week ago maybe i'd help you blow off some steam

[loudmouths]

wha

don't say that shit dude!!! that's not funny!!!!

[crudest]

tbh you really shouldn't imagine that either
tempting as it is i know but
the gremlin i'm dating has a jealousy streak

but anyway
just download tinder man

[loudmouths]

STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I WANT TO FUCK AROUND WITH YOU

[crudest]

well even if you did you missed your chance
it's kinda sad if you really think about it

[loudmouths]

the only thing "sad" about this conversation is how wrapped up in your own ego you are

i think it's cutting off circulation to your brain

[crudest]

it's called experience
not that i figure you know what that's like
but that's what i get for trying to help

[WAS HE REALLY TRYING]

[loudmouths]

"experience" in suffocating under the weight of your own pride?

i don't need any help with that kind of experience but thanks

[crudest]

no i meant getting laid

[JUST GONNA SAY IT]

[loudmouths]

i don't need any help with that, either

much less from someone who sends creepy texts to people

[crudest]

doubt

[loudmouths]

what difference does it make if you believe me or not? it's not like if you REALLY felt i needed help that you WOULD help me, right?

[crudest]

sure i would

[loudmouths]

and what's your idea of "helping"

[crudest]

trial and error finding you a date
hell i know some people who are looking now

[loudmouths]

that never works

[crudest]

not with that attitude

[loudmouths]

blind dates always end with awkward shit!! besides, how would i know that these people aren't nuts or something?!